Ted - Trailer

it has been said that magic vanished

from our world a long time ago but if

there's one thing you can be sure of I

wish you could really talk to me it's

that nothing is more powerful than a

young boy's best friend John but

eventually everyone grows up

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I've taken long antennae you don't think

she's gonna be expecting something big

to do it's been four years Johnny you

wouldn't even together for 27 years

where's my ring huh where's my ring

knock it off I'm just saying

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that's my bad I was sending a tweet John

hi Thomas how are you

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maybe please ask Ted to move out so we

can move on with our life I'm not that

psyched to just like kick him out

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Lari hey you're home early who are these

girls

oh where are my manners Laurie this is

angelique heavenly Shireen and Sauvignon

Blanc I swear to God

her name is hope and young block to show

you Chevron Kai Ted you gotta move out

I'll help you get on your feet out the I

promise bring it in you bastard come on

sorry that's the poppy oh yeah yeah yeah

I met a girl nice she's a cashier I like

to do to her something I call it dirty

fuzzy

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down here not looking up your towel

swear to God not looking to get funny

business sometimes I think back to that

Christmas morning when I was eight years

old I wish I just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin

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oh why are you crying all right boys my

daddy

I look stupid right you know John I look

like something you give to your kid when

you tell him grandma died

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